Sit back and pop in the cassette tape for your new 1985 Cadillac Cimarron. As the singers tell you in the melodic intro, this car is the “best in the world” and offers “the look of success.” Well, duh.

The audio was part of the Gold Key Delivery System. Take that, Lexus (of the future)! Following the sincerely narrated instructions will help you protect your investment. Yes, they actually said that.

One thing not covered is how to insert a cassette into the player. Presumably, the polyester-clad salesman has already done that before sending you on your way, and then erupting into a fit of laughter.